Hell-the-fuck-o! I’m back skanks! Well, to be honest I never went anywhere, but my life is just a bit of a melodrama right now but that is not gonna stop me from giving it my all and continuing to bitch about things I love and hate… so without further procrastination lets start with this weeks: The Week In Singles.

This week we have everything from  the 25th single taken from Rihanna’s “Good Girl, Gone Bad” to my personal heroe Lady Gaga with her A-mazing single “Poker Face” (the video is a MUST SEE, for any fag or fag hag).

Rihanna dear, Quit while you're ahead.

Is it just me or is everyone getting just a wee bit sick of Rihanna? I mean thanks to her I will never be able to say the word umbrella without some twat repeating “ella, ella, ella” in the back. She is REALLY milking this album for all it’s worth which wouldn’t really be a bad thing if the singles continued to be good, but sadly for her it seems as though the “Good Girl, Gone Bad” well has completely dried up and she won’t be able to squeeze another hit from the stanky water that’s left.

The problem here is that “Rehab” sounds TOO much like Justin Timberlake’s “What Goes Around…” and it’s no wonder since he pretty much did the whole entire fucking song except singing on it…. well… wait….. he did that too…

My question is why even bother to have her sing some of it, if it’s ALL about Justin’s sound, seriously it could be anyone singing this and it just wouldn’t make any difference who that person is…

Note To Rihanna: It’s o.k to go away for a while, not EVERYONE likes Beyonce

My Rating: 3 minutes of sloppy Grandma kisses..(yes, that’s bad)

Jessica? Is that You?

I LOVE everything about Britney’s comeback EXCEPT for this hideous cover that makes her look like a Jessica Simpson’s long lost wonky-eyed tranny milkmaid cousin. Not a good look dear.

The 2nd single “Circus” is a bit more tolerable if you thought ‘Womanizah” was a bit to repetitive. Britney sings “there are 2 types of people in this world, ones that entertain and the ones that observe”. Well, we ALL know that she is the 1st kind. She also sings that she runs a “tight ship” now whatever could she be talking about? If the beat and break down of the song are any indication there is bound to be TONS of booty shakin’ in this video.

This song is a bit Like “Piece Of Me” but it’s not as robotic or she doesn’t sound as pissed off. It sounds as though she knows all eyes are on her and no she’s not gonna shave all her hair off, or beat a car with an umbrella..ella..ella..ella…. (ARRGGG!!! Damn you, Rihanna!) she’s just gonna dance her ass off. This is Britney at her best and she is back in full force. Love her or hate her, one thing is for sure, there’s no stopping this crazy slut.

My Rating: 5 crotch Rubs to the guy In Brit’s “Womanizah” vid. YUMMY!

Yeah, You'll Do.

This must be a very confusing time for our beloved Madonna, I mean the break up of her marriage, the affair with that baseball hunk, those arms, those lips, those cheeks………….AHHHHHHG! See, and I’m just writing this shit down!

Well, with all this crap going on it’s nice to know that she decided to release one of the better if not the best track from her “Hard Candy” CD. This is the only song on that album that she sings as though she gives a fuck. This is classic Madonna and the “So Far Away” bit is so fucking catchy you’ll find yourself repeating it during “relations”.

I highly doubt this will be HUGE after the mess that was “Give It 2 Me”, but it’s nice to know that at least her fans will be happy with this one. The video is rumored to be a montage of her on tour…. how very original. I hate those kinds of videos. Just don’t even bother! But, the song is ace and the remixes will keep Gay clubs bumpin’ & grindin’ for years to come.

I hope that this will be the last single from this album (although there are rumors that “Beat Goes On” will be the 4th single) so we can put all these sour Madonna times behind us and she can deliver another “Confessions On A Dance Floor” cos that’s ALL we Gays really want… see, we really are simple folk.

My Rating: 3 and a half Gay Glittery Disco Globes.

Single Of The Week:

Lady Gaga-"Poker Face"

I just have one thing to say: Lady Gaga KNOWS what time it is. This is the 2nd single released from her excellent “The Fame” album and it’s just a choon!

The thing I love about her (besides her music) is she has got EVERYTHING in control, her look, her poses, her dance moves, her costumes and “ornaments”.  It’s all so studied but it’s not a cookie-cutter style it’s her own and she owns every fucking thing she does and she is only fucking 22 years old!

With lyrics such as “Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun” and “I won’t tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you, cause I’m bluffin’ with my muffin” you so DO NOT want to mess with this feisty minx.

Now what really brings this all together is the video. It’s so glamorous and over the top that if you  already have 1% of Gay in you this will drag the other 99% and you’ll be sucking cock by the end of the video. Je’adore this video, this song and this minx. Enjoy people, and get this album you WILL NOT be disappointed!

My Rating: 5 minutes of bluffin’ with your muffin’

Here’s the MUST SEE Video.

It's Tranny Time!

Now I’m not quite sure what to make of Whitney’s new album cover for her up and coming album “Undefeated” but if this is the real picture, I’m quite disappointed.

I think even Kevin Costner would have let Whitney’s sister in “The Bodyguard” shoot her for wearing this out fit… I think he might have even given her the gun to bitch slap her for committing this crime against fashion.

The picture doesn’t even look like her. MAYBE the face, and the legs but she looks like she’s dressed as Wonder Woman. Whitney, oh Whitney please don’t go down the Mimi route and bore ALL of us by shoving your cooter in our faces even when we say ENOUGH!

I don’t get why women with talent feel that they have to take off their clothes in order to make a quick buck. I mean Whitney had has a voice-o-gold. Why I just don’t get it. I mean if you don’t have a lot of talent but you got the look  and you wanna record a song then I’m all for it… I mean I LOVE Willa Ford that has-been girl knew what time it was!

Ladies, it’s time to put the clothes back ON!

Lets hear the voice and not the milk bags…..

What do you think of Whitney’s new album cover…. Shakin’ or Stankin?

And you thought the elections in the U.S were important, now it’s time to vote for something that actually means something to us Gays! Yes, it’s time to vote for your Panty creamer and we have 12 delicious guys just waiting for your votes so let’s hear it for the boys!

I have searched high and low for these guys and they are all different and that is what I wanted to focus on. Real guys, just your average (or not so average) Joe. All different ages and backgrounds, where everyone is welcome.

This will really be a battle to the death and as Nikka Costa would say everybody’s got their something.

VOTE! Click on the guys pic to see the full yummines!

Hot'n'Stcky.

After the snooze fest that was Pichilemu, Chile I decided that I needed to get out of the country in order to experience something a bit more me.. or in other words a bit more Gay. So we crossed the Andes and headed on over to Argentina. Mendoza to be exact. This city is A-mazing and full of HOT men. Being the sneaky fag that I am I wondered about posting pics of me and my journey on this site but I quickly came to the conclusion that nobody wants to see that (unless it involves me drunk and vomiting), so I’ll show you what I have seen while I’ve been here.

Yesterday we went to Parque San Martin which is this HUGE park and it has fitness stations everywhere and there where hot semi-naked men running in 90 degree heat! Yummy! So Since I already had my camera I decided to snap away. There were all sorts beefy, muscular, twinks, old…. it was nice to just sit back and get a stiffy thrill from all the eye candy. While there are many more men to be seen I decided to post a couple up so you could kinda catch my drift. It has been great here and tonight we are heading out to Mendoza’s Gay club “Queen”… hmmmmm… the mothership?

I’ll make sure to take tons of pics and you’ll see them all on here when I sober up. Bye Fellas!

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Pull'em Down a Bit!

O.k So I have been away for quite some time but lets face it, you would be too if you were in Chile and on “holiday”. I say “holiday” cos that is something it ain’t! I’m going away tomorrow to where the men are hotter and gayer than here, yes I’m crossing the Andes to Argentina! YUMMY! I have been before and lets just say that country is OVER-FUCKING-FLOWING with panty creaminess, so can’t wait!

Anyways, enough about me and my annoying antics, on to the 12th and FINAL wanna-be. Now we always hear that if you are over 40, wait… no, over fucking 20 you are basically D-E-A-D in the Gay world but this last guy PROVES beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is hot no matter the age.

He is 46 years old and he has a body anyone of ANY age would lust after, Gay or straight! Eugene is a personal trainer/model and his boyfriend (yes, he’s taken.. is it any wonder?) Karl says he loves to work up a sweat in and out of the gym and he pounds on him like a……o.k, o.k…let me compose myself… lets just say the guy knows his stuff in the bedroom.

So…are you hot at any age? Let this man hear it the voting begins this friday and I’ll recap all the Wanna-bes in a round up extravaganza!

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Hot Beach.

Now I Bring you the 11th Panty Creamer. He is from of al places: Chile. He saw my site and asked me to post his pictures up. Him and I go WAY back so I said HELL YES!

Andres works out like crazy and it shows. Here are some sexy pics he sent in, when he was on holiday. This is interesting but he is so far the only str8 panty creamer, he’s got a girlfriend, so sad for us he is off the market. But we can still drool over his sexy beach pics.

Tomorrow I will reveal the 12th and Final Panty Creamer wanna-be and the voting will begin on Monday. So, get to picking your favorites. Later, peeps!

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After last weeks snooze fest, this week actually brings a bit of hope for most pop fans. From the latest single in Celine Dion’s declining career to Ciara’s new one and the amazing video to go a long with it, here were go skanks with another the week in singles.

My Love... it's not happening.

Oh Celine, oh Celine, what an evil world we live in , gone are the days where your songs were actually played on the radio and now you have to resort to people talking more about your latest nose job than your music.

This song was written by Linda Perry, and it’s quite a pretty song, the video is quite boring. Now, Celine’s voice is alot like blowjobs either you like’em or ya don’t. I personally like blowjobs… wait…. back to Celine Dion, yes…..so  this is the first time that she keeps that voice in check and you might even say she sounds quite meek until the end where she unleashes her characteristic wail, but all in all it’s a very nice song, but nowadays “nice” will not get you a top 10 single. Celine is gonna have to make a huge change in the music she’s making if she wants to get back on the airwaves. If not, Vegas is ALWAYS willing to take ya back.

My Rating: 4 hours making out with Celine’s Peepaw husband.

Now we have Pops most talented (and desperate to prove it) all around entertainer: Beyonce. With her 2 new singles.

If I Didn't Try So Hard.

The first is “If I Were A Boy” which annoys the hell out of me cos it sounds as though she is just screaming towards the end of the song. The first couple of times I thought, “Wow, this is good”, but it’s not a song you can listen you casually, it demands FULL attention and let’s face it we don’t want that ALL the time. The video is really good and I think it’s quite creative, def better than the song itself.

I just wish this song didn’t try so hard to be good. I think I’ll end up liking this song but not cos of the song, but due to the fact that I like Beyonce.

My Rating: 3 Happy Trannies.

Single & Fabulous!

If “Serious” Beyonce is not your cup of tea then maybe “Materialistic Slut” Beyonce  is more for you with “Single Ladies”. This song is fun and very light. The only thing I don’t like is that is sounds a bit too much like “Get Me Bodied” from her llast C.D, which was a good song, but original? Not so much.

Now, what this song boasts is an AMAZING video . I have never seen such simple but energetic dancing. She really lets go and while the video is simple black and white, it’s just the dancing that really makes it worth watching. This supposedly is Beyonce’s alter ego “Sasha Fierce” and if this is what Sasha is like then let her hang around longer cos she seems like she knows how to get down.

My Rating : 5 Trannilicious runway walks with this song blasting in da back.

Single Of The Week:

Yes You Go!

Ciara is back and while she wasn’t away for very long, she has come back with a new sound and a very new look. Her last album “The Evolution” was not the runaway smash most people were hoping it to be, so now She’s got a lot to prove with this 3rd album “Fantasy Ride”. If all singles AND videos are as good as this she should have no problem achieving the same success she did with “Goodies”.

There is something quite sexy about almost all of Ciara’s songs. She really dances her ass of in the song and the song isn’t very “dance” but she sure works it out.  The only let down is T-Pain, just so random and so not needed. Other than that,I LOVE this song!

My Rating: 5 Gay Monkeys.

Hot Times On the Beach.

First of all I want to THANK all of they guys that have visited aamyko.com! I’m really happy about the results of the website so far and here is so much more to come. Thanx GUYS!

So far all the the guys have been in their 20’s and 30’s but what happens when your hot and your over 40?

Well you send your pics in and show your hot, mature self off. Case in point: Steven.

Steven is a banker, 43 and single (!) How can this be? He likes to be outdoors and he LOVES to travel. This is what I call a fit guy. He just oozes sexuality and steaminess.

So guys here you go… what do think of the 10th Panty Creamer Wanna-be. Let him hear it!

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Come Out & Play.

Adam is originally from Greece but is now living in Cornwall. He plans to move to London soon cos he says that gay life in Cornwall is pretty boring.. I didn’t even know Gay life existed outside of London! Stupid me.

This guy is dark, sexy and VERY hot. He loves massages and long passionate kisses… well who the fuck dosen’t?  He sent in A LOT of pics and they were all as you would expect too hot to publish but I managed to pick 2 and oh are they HOT.

He’s the 9th wanna-be and there are 3 more to go… so let Adam hear it! Is he hot? Or just a wanna-be?

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Don't Envy Me Please, Seriously.

I fucking hated school, I was always in detention and I was pretty much a nightmare as a student and I now I understand why my teachers hated my ass so much.

I think the reason why I hated school so much is the fact that it was soo boring… there was nothing that really interested me ,except for Choir and Music, Yes, I was VERY popular in school, as you can see.

Summer Heights High is a “reality”  mockumentary and I have to say this is one of the funniest things I have seen on T.V since The Comeback.

Australian actor Chris Liley plays 3 Characters, Mr. G (a drama teacher, who is a raging queen, SHOCKER!) Jonah (the homophobic bully of the school) and my personal favorite Ja’mie King (who is a spoiled rich, popular bitch, who is a private school student that is involved in an exchange program and spews lines like: “I read an article about all the sluts in public schools, It was so bad, There are more sluts in public schools, no offense.”)

I strongly recommend  you should watch this show, which on o sale at HMV, or you can watch the episodes on youtube. Below I’ll leave you with a clip of my personal hero Ja’mie King, explaining how students in private schools are better looking and public school kids are more fugly.

And of course Mr.G who explains his special duties in the school. HILARIOUS!